Implement easter egg for 20 years of grml.org

[grml-autoconfig.git] / autoconfig.functions

diff --git a/autoconfig.functions b/autoconfig.functions
index af3a117..b7d694c 100755 (executable)
--- a/autoconfig.functions
+++ b/autoconfig.functions
@@ -185,7 +185,7 @@ VIRTUALBOX=false
 VMWARE=false
 
 if virt-what 2>/dev/null | grep -q 'vmware' || \
-  imvirt 2>/dev/null | grep -i "vmware" ; then
+  imvirt 2>/dev/null | grep -iq "vmware" ; then
   VIRTUAL=true; VMWARE=true; VIRTUAL_ENV='VMware'
 fi
 
@@ -905,19 +905,23 @@ fi # -z $INSTALLED
 
 # {{{ CPU-detection
 config_cpu(){
-if checkbootparam 'nocpu'; then
-  ewarn "Skipping CPU detection as requested on boot commandline." ; eend 0
-  return 0
-fi
+  if checkbootparam 'nocpu'; then
+    ewarn "Skipping CPU detection as requested on boot commandline." ; eend 0
+    return 0
+  fi
 
-if [[ $(grep -c processor /proc/cpuinfo) -gt 1 ]] ; then
-   einfo "Found CPU:"
-   CPU=$(awk -F: '/^processor/{printf "        Processor"$2" is"};/^model name/{printf $2};/^vendor_id/{printf vendor};/^cpu MHz/{printf " %dMHz",int($2)};/^cache size/{printf ","$2" Cache"};/^$/{print ""}' /proc/cpuinfo 2>>$DEBUG)
-   echo $CPU | sed 's/ \{1,\}/ /g'
-   eend 0
-else
-   einfo "Found CPU: `awk -F: '/^processor/{printf " Processor"$2" is"};/^model name/{printf $2};/^vendor_id/{printf vendor};/^cpu MHz/{printf " %dMHz",int($2)};/^cache size/{printf ","$2" Cache"};/^$/{print ""}' /proc/cpuinfo 2>>$DEBUG` " ; eend 0
-fi
+  if ! [ -x "$(which lscpu)" ] ; then
+    ewarn "Skipping CPU detection due to lack of lscpu."; eend 0
+    return 0
+  fi
+
+  local cpu_info num_cpus
+
+  cpu_info="$(lscpu | sed -n '/^Model name:/s/[^:]*:\s*//p')"
+  num_cpus=$(grep -c processor /proc/cpuinfo)
+
+  einfo "Found ${num_cpus} CPU(s): ${cpu_info}"
+  eend 0
 }
 # }}}
 
@@ -1988,5 +1992,32 @@ fi
 }
 # }}}
 
+# {{{ Easteregg (for 20 years grml.org)
+config_easteregg() {
+  current_date=$(date +%Y-%m-%d)
+  birthday="2023-09-16"
+  one_month_later=$(date -d "${current_date} + 1 month" +%Y-%m-%d)
+
+  einfo "You found the birthday easter egg!" ; eend 0
+
+  # nothing to be done if it's more than one month since $birthday
+  if ! [[ "${current_date}" == "${birthday}" || "${current_date}" == "${one_month_later}" ]]; then
+    return 0
+  fi
+
+  if [[ -x /bin/toilet && -x /usr/games/lolcat ]] ; then
+    visualize() { printf "%s\n" "$*" | toilet | /usr/games/lolcat ; }
+  elif [[ -x /bin/toilet ]] ; then
+    visualize() { printf "%s\n" "$*" | toilet ; }
+  else
+    visualize() { printf "%s\n" "$*" ; }
+  fi
+
+  visualize "   \o/   "
+  visualize "20 years"
+  visualize "grml.org"
+}
+# }}}
+
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